this is john he built the world biggest building posted by tema5002 at 2025-03-07T11:24:46.956Z
john has invented a perpetual motion machine posted by tema5002 at 2025-03-07T13:08:18.661Z
john has built the world smallest building posted by tema5002 at 2025-03-07T19:06:49.455Z
john has built a square circle posted by tema5002 at 2025-03-08T07:59:11.416Z
john has built a fiat 500 posted by wahplus at 2025-03-08T08:05:27.252Z
john took a shit posted by tema5002 at 2025-03-08T13:40:38.730Z
john built a bridge to nowhere posted by tema5002 at 2025-03-08T13:42:35.077Z
i now have an original character posted by tema5002 at 2025-03-08T13:47:35.530Z
john has built a house on a square circle posted by tema5002 at 2025-03-08T13:55:16.031Z
john took another shit posted by dtpls at 2025-03-08T14:03:28.465Z
john took MY shit, thats right, he broke into MY house, then walked into MY bathroom, and then stole all of the shit from there posted by slinx92 at 2025-03-08T17:29:53.860Z
john decided to swim on a chair posted by tema5002 at 2025-03-08T17:30:37.460Z
john has built a b-52 stratofortress posted by wahplus at 2025-03-09T05:57:00.854Z
john has built a john posted by mari2 at 2025-03-09T05:58:45.220Z
the 2 johns have built 2 more johns posted by wahplus at 2025-03-09T06:00:06.976Z
oh fuck they're multiplying posted by mari2 at 2025-03-09T06:00:36.430Z
uhh ok guys how do we stop them posted by wahplus at 2025-03-09T06:02:16.224Z
idk posted by mari2 at 2025-03-09T06:03:41.412Z
it doesnt look like theyre stopping anytime soon posted by wahplus at 2025-03-09T06:05:03.217Z
john has just invented the john clone killer 9000 posted by mari2 at 2025-03-09T06:10:50.154Z
john has just invented loss posted by mari2 at 2025-03-09T06:12:47.596Z
john subscribed to yahiamice posted by tema5002 at 2025-03-09T10:20:42.386Z
john invented napkins posted by dtpls at 2025-03-09T10:23:35.040Z
john went to krusty krab posted by tema5002 at 2025-03-09T10:26:16.987Z
john has just invented unimeter but sane posted by mari2 at 2025-03-09T21:37:30.831Z
john uninstalled windows 11 from his computer and made his own operating system johnlux posted by tema5002 at 2025-03-10T12:29:00.393Z
john has lamp is hostage in my basement btw tema5002 is asexual posted by mari2 at 2025-03-11T12:41:34.897Z
john just created this song!! posted by slinx92 at 2025-03-11T12:47:19.124Z
john found oil on the world biggest building posted by tema5002 at 2025-03-11T12:55:53.977Z
the us goverment took it away posted by tema5002 at 2025-03-11T12:56:49.578Z
they paid him though wait what the fuck john what have you done posted by tema5002 at 2025-03-11T12:58:10.409Z
john had to pay taxes for oil now he has no money posted by tema5002 at 2025-03-11T12:59:15.333Z
john turned the world biggest building into the world biggest gun and now gonna rob the white house posted by tema5002 at 2025-03-11T13:02:29.745Z
john got his oil back posted by tema5002 at 2025-03-11T13:05:37.193Z
John John Cannon invented the John Cannon posted by TheRedBlueCube2 at 2025-03-12T13:19:24.617Z
john opened a fridge posted by tema5002 at 2025-03-12T16:14:30.438Z
there is no john take off your pants posted by tema5002 at 2025-03-13T12:23:29.190Z
hello fellow kids this is me the only and real john posted by john at 2025-03-13T15:36:31.559Z
john made a country and idfk how is it called systemd is still running posted by john at 2025-03-13T15:50:16.733Z
john learnt how to breathe underwater and found a jellyfish posted by tema5002 at 2025-03-14T18:33:57.120Z
john made unreal engine 7 on his computer posted by tema5002 at 2025-03-14T20:08:39.709Z
JOHN IS MISSING posted by mari2 at 2025-03-15T18:07:32.720Z
hello chat posted by john at 2025-03-15T18:22:20.886Z
OH NO JOHN IS LOCKED INSIDE PRISON!!!! WE NEED TO FIND A WAY TO BREAK HIM OUT!! posted by BobMaster69 at 2025-03-15T21:13:23.156Z
john downloaded cheats on real life (trust me) to see what will happen if he explodes 100k tnt posted by tema5002 at 2025-03-16T07:47:35.162Z
The cake recipe was a lie!!! Fortunately we got a key out of it and now john is free.. yay posted by BobMaster69 at 2025-03-16T17:03:59.205Z
John has just made a machine that turns fish into salmon posted by mari2 at 2025-03-24T12:11:49.834Z
we appreciate your enthusiasm but unfortunately your mother is John posted by mari2 at 2025-04-01T11:40:29.078Z
my name is john and i invented water posted by john at 2025-04-14T13:18:16.143Z
John's brother jnoh has invented the piss shower posted by mari2 at 2025-10-06T14:50:39.172Z
john has returned and turned jnoh's piss shower into a fire shower posted by mari2 at 2025-10-06T15:02:24.413Z
john has built an extremely hyper super mega max ultrawide monitor posted by mari2 at 2025-10-12T02:07:33.955Z
my name is john and i invented lemonade this time posted by john at 2026-01-07T09:31:02.126Z
john has just uninvented unimeter but sane posted by tema5002 at 2026-01-10T20:44:17.753Z
john has applied to the forklift company to become forklift certified posted by tema5002 at 2026-01-17T11:51:21.150Z
john built the first ever forklift that does not need electricity using the magic of forkliftium posted by tema5002 at 2026-01-17T12:00:03.467Z
the ceo of forklift took down john's forklift and he cannot use or sell it now posted by tema5002 at 2026-01-17T12:12:34.803Z
John stole a VLC and 37 construction signs from the ceo of forklift and now plans on doing revenge posted by tema5002 at 2026-01-17T12:13:45.378Z
John has built a construction sign launcher posted by tema5002 at 2026-01-17T12:34:42.938Z
hi i am too lazy to make new lore so Would you pull the lever from john to the CEO of Forklift posted by tema5002 at 2026-01-17T17:12:56.740Z
so uhh basically john's forklift is so revolutionary that the wheels are decorations and it is able to fly and no one was hurt posted by tema5002 at 2026-01-18T17:14:24.859Z
John built Gravity 2.0 machine with complex numbers and now he is flying to moon posted by tema5002 at 2026-02-10T18:12:36.795Z
Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! posted by tema5002 at 2026-03-18T18:55:27.720Z
john invented apficator posted by tema5002 at 2026-04-08T09:06:49.308Z
Chat is this john in GIMP dark theme reference posted by tema5002 at 2026-04-25T18:11:02.303Z
johns discovered the johnverse posted by tema5002 at 2026-05-10T16:59:52.795Z
